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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"The knights who say Ni!"

Head Knight: Nnnnni!
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
King Arthur: Who are you?!
Head Knight: We are the Knights Who say...Ni!
King Arthur: [cowering] No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni!
Head Knight: The same!
Sir Bedevere: Who are they?
Head Knight: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Nii-wom!
Random Knight: Nii-wom!
King Arthur: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand... a sacrifice!
King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
King Arthur: Oh, ow!
Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you if you do not appease us.
King Arthur: Well, what is it you want?
Head Knight: We want... a shrubbery!
King Arthur: A what?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!!
King Arthur: Oh, ow! Please, please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Head Knight: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else you will never pass through this wood... alive!
King Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Head Knight: One that looks nice.
King Arthur: Of course.
Head Knight: And not too expensive.
King Arthur: Yes.
Head Knight: Noowwwww.... GO!